Thursday, April 12, 2007

Get Me Some Garlic for the Vampires

I've decided, fools, that I would rather attend a concert where the only act was Christina Aguilera performing a duet with Morrissey featuring The Bare Naked Ladies singing about how George W. Bush's Iraq policy is the greatest advancement in political thought of all time than to have blood drawn from me even one more TIME!

F*ck you, modern science, for not finding a different way to find out if my damn blood sugar is too high. Morons. Ouch.

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